you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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