what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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