ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
