Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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