We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
