omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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