Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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