Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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