Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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