did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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