Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
We're too hungover to prance.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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