We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we're making bets on your personal life
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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