Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
