so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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