i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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