So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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