erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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