your parents love me but you hate me
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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