Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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