You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
