I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
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