if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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