my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
my phone needs a breathalizer
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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