We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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