So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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