shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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