But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
bring money and cleavage
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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