We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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