I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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