just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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