When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
that may or may not have been my penis.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
