i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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