oh god the rape fog is back!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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