Why are handjobs necessary in class?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Randomize
