walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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