I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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