I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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