Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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