I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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