the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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