is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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