so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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