Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Your cock deserves a montage
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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