I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've blown a few things in my day
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
