I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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