I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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