I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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