Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
