She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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