I must be too annoying 4 u.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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