he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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