I just saw a hot homeless man
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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